The First Funny Sarah Silverman Piece I’ve Ever Seen

A Treat for Gavin Fans

Here is a song he adapted for an assignment in high school that he sent me. I think it should be a new teen anthem.

This Is The Cause Of My Superiority

This Is The Cause Of My Superiority (2x)
This is the cause (2x)
Etc.

I’m a better knight than you
I’m more chivalrous than you
This is the cause, this is the cause,
This is the cause of my superiority

I’m the best knight, and I don’t need to joust
The others run away as soon as I mount
All the Lords agree I’ve the best coat of arms
The ladies all adore me for my chivalrous charms
From Camelot to Edinburgh, they love me all the same
And when a squire asks me the cause of my fame, I say

I’m a better knight than them
I’m more chivalrous than them
This is the cause, this is the cause,
This is the cause of my superiority

I know all the merchants peddling their wares
I can get the inside deals, I never pay full fare
Ladies and strumpets, are captivated by my love
I frankly get more females than even God above
I have gold pieces just falling out my armor
And I’m better in the fields than any of the farmers, cause
I’m a better plower than them
I can milk more cows than them
This is the cause, this is the cause
This is the cause of my superiority
When I’m riding on my steed
The ladies all take heed
All my armor and all my dress
Are flaked with gold, I’ll take no less
And when the ladies sigh and inquire
“Why are you so lovely, sire?” I say

I’m a better knight than them
I’m more chivalrous than them
This is the cause, this is the cause
This is the cause of my superiority

Shout out to Quidditch!

Our universities, McGill and Princeton, both have great quidditch teams – Gavin is actually captain (I think) over at Ptown, whereas I have nothing to do with our team though I do acknowledge that they exist.

Cracked.com decided to talk about ways people are taking Harry Potter too seriously, and guess what school activity ended up making the list? See the shout outs and check it out here.